by David Foxley Published: November 1, 2007 Tags: The City, Ashley Olsen, Lance Armstrong, Patrick WanisThe New York Observer, http://www.observer.com/2007/expert-weighs-lance-and-ashley  

Page Six is a funny kind of matchmaker. Right or wrong (Anthony Weiner and Huma Abedin?) a relationship posited in the column becomes a real thing in Hollywood, where press is everything.Not really sure of what to make of the Lance Armstrong-Ashley Olsen pairing posited in the column today—a true Edgar Bergen-and-Charlie McCarthy match-up—we called celebrity life coach Patrick Wanis to weigh in on the matter. 

“There’s something weird there. It just doesn’t feel right,” he said. That was before he asked for each of their astrological signs. Upon finding out, Mr. Wanis made a loud noise. “Oh, that’s never going to work! She’s a Gemini I’m laughing and I guess I shouldn’t be. Virgos [like Mr. Armstrong] are very down to earth, but often super critical. They want to be very well organized. Now, on the other hand, Ashley is a Gemini; she’s free spirited. She’s into intellectual stimulation. She’ll get bored very easily, too. Geminis love to do new things all the time, and they tend not to finish what they start, because they see something else that’s more exciting. I’m very curious to know what the spark is, because I don’t feel a spark between them. When I saw this, I was like, ‘This doesn’t even fit.’ Other than that they’re both powerful and rich, I cannot see what else there is there.” 

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